What bothers me the most is the fact that they spelled stiletto wrong
This honestly doesn’t surprise me
Happy 50th Birthday John Christopher Depp II
“Man of a thousand faces”
50 years of perfection <3
im not even a slytherin, im a ravenclaw, but i can’t tell you how much i hate house sterotypses
Don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter, but this is RIDICULOUS. No, you are not part of any of the houses. It is a work of FICTION. Next you’re gonna start saying yeah, I fought off a dementor last night. You effing weirdos.
THEY ARE NOT REAL!we found the muggle guys
i’ll get the memory charm going
damnit, I thought we had a protection spell to keep them out.
(Source: wildcosmia)
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does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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but how exactly hot is hot as balls?
we need proof
who here has balls and a thermometer
I have both balls and a thermometer and I can say that my balls are right at 94 Fahrenheit
you have done science a great favor son
I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr
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I wish my teachers would see this
why is it being held by a Dalek eyestalk?
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This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.
Accuracy: You’re doing it right.
accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?
firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive
secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people
thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved
lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?
accuracy matters
My biggest talents:
- Accidentally offending people
- Accidentally fucking things up
- Deliberately offending people
- Deliberately fucking things up
- Procrastinating
6. sleeping
7. finding edible items in the most hidden places
idk i decided im gonna bang at least one guy in my lifetime just to say i did
Being wrong has never felt so right. — If Disney Villains Were Gorgeous
Hades please
YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW
YOU’RE MAKING ME QUESTION MY MORALS
